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The newest cringe “got you” type of question for when you have nothing interesting to tell your “friends.”
It is a combination of “Imagine dragon deez nuts across your face” and “CDs nuts on your face”
- Have you heard Imagine Dragon’s new CD?
- No
- Imagine dragon CD deez nuts across your face because you c dees nuts across your face
When a male and menstruating female have finished engaging in intercourse, the male then pulls his erect penis still covered in blood to the side and then proceeds to slap the females’ cheek, leaving the mark in the shape of what appears to look like a dragon.
-“What’s that mark on your face?”
-“Oh, I just got a red dragon last night. No big deal.”
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When your significant other misfires a romantic text and picture to you that was clearly meant for his mistress.
Jeff pulled a Red Dragon when he sent me that text and picture meant for his “other” girlfriend.
When a person is giving you head and your about to cum push the persons head down when you’re cumming yell out “RED DRAGON” (and you know you did it right when the person has cum coming out of there nose)
“Bro she got Red dragon so hard”
So we know what a white dragon. Well a red dragon is where a woman queefs with enough force to blast your throat with Grade A meat gravy, and it comes out your nose.
My boy Kyle just had his first Red Dragon...He just ain't been the same since.
When your girl gives you a blow job, bites down really hard, and makes you dick turn red.
My girl got so mad at me she gave me a red dragon.
the best martial artist, and THE sex king
gouen-Hello, sex king can you lick my pussy ?
Red dragon- of course my love