A disease that commonly occurs in kids, Youtubers, Losers, and Snapchat users.
Symptoms include:
High levels of salt
excessive use of credit card
Loneliness
Uploading content about said disease
and finally death
The disease has no known cure as of yet.
doctor: sir your son has fortnite
Father: Holy Shit!
A game that if you are a god at your a god damn virgin
man he must be a virgin because he good at fortnite
Game for Virgins aka Virginity-protectonator
Why play fortnite you fucking virgin cunt
Commonly played by people with nothing better to do. They have friends but they haven’t met them in person since the first time they ever won the game. Their friend plays this game two
Person 1: yo dude I just got fortnite man it’s so lit
Person 2: I guess I better find a new friend so cause I’ll never meet you again. Good luck tryna get a job
Example 2
10 years Iin the future
Son: Mam Mam, I just won fortnite after ten years of trying!
Mam: o son why are you proud, go get a job
The one game every virgin plays and won’t stop going on about, now that it’s dead they have to resort tot apex legends to fix their sanity
“Hey Jimmy wanna play fortnite?” “Na playing apex, gotta fix my sanity”
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