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a sport invented in the jungles in Africa played by making a net and attaching it to a tree and using a coconut as a ball. was discovered by american explorers and recently brought to the united states. In 2001 a white baseketball player named larry bird finally broke the color barrier. Another rule is must have at least 5 tattoos to participate unless you are white. The only reason the us team is black because the masters forced their slaves to play. amazingly, the greatest basketball player of all time, Brian Scalabrine, is white.
Joe: wanna got play african hand ball?
Deshawn: nah dawg i can't shoot.
Joe: who the fuck cares all you need to do is dunk! look at lebron!
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It's the same as a hand job, but the guy doesn't cum.
I got a dry hand job last night from the bartender behind the counter.
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The person with whom someone of power relates to best. Derived from jesus sitting at the right hand of God.
My right hand man will come for you in the night.
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Hands covered with shit, or shit water.
He had full shit hands after he had to fish his wallet out of the pot.
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When some one has dad hands, they tend to have large/wide hands, prominent knuckles, and long fingers. They basically swallow you hand when hand-holding.
“My boyfriend has dad hands, they practically swaddle my hands!”
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To fight someone, mostly used by a certain crowd of British people
Oi bruv, im gonna swap hands with that mandem my drilla. Watch out g.
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When a woman gets her period overnight and wakes up with dried blood caked on her hands.
Jen: Do you want to come with me to get our nails done?
Ashley: Sorry, I can't, I got really bad period hands this morning.
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