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When ur angry whit someone and you still want them to give you a blowjob
Mark: Interrupts class
Teacher: Hey Mark any question?
Mark: Hey teacher can I put my cock in your stupid mouth
(On the work mark gets to the boss)
Mark: Hey boss
Boss: what is it mark
Also Mark: Can i put my cock in your stupid mouth?
(Mark gets arrested and it's in court)
Judge: You shall pay what u have done
Mark: Can I put my cock in your stupid mouth?
When someone has a lot of excuses
Person: hey I can’t fit all of this my jaw is going to hurt.
Response : quit being a meaty mouth and shove it in there
A girl Who Gives head All the time to everyone.
You see this girl comming up the street, she a whoppy-mouth son.
a way to describe someone who is sassy; akin to "mouthing off"
When some ones mom is so nasty, that putting your dick in her mouth would be like getting into a dumpster.
If you don't shut up, I will dumpster dive in your moms mouth!
To receive oral pleasure by another individual sucking cock.
She was fucked in the mouth with his salty load.
The act of performing anal sex without lube causing the receiver so much pain that they make dolphin noises.
I'm gonna whale mouth you so hard tonight!!!
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