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The act of pulling one’s pants down and deliberately farting on another’s face while they are being restrained
Wesly naked beef stewed Jack last night while he was sleeping!
1. (n.) when two or more parties don’t get along but they don’t know that they don’t get along.
2. (n.) when a person has bovine muscle tissue that they’ve forgotten about.
1. “Ezekiel and Mary Lou don’t get along well, but they have matching tattoos. They have subconscious beef.”
2. “Dolores keeps frozen meat in her freezer incase she wants to add that subconscious beef to her birthday cake.”
When you pull out after the act and have a glorious, frothy white foam all about your junk.
I plowed that bitch so hard I had beef meringue.
The act of having sex with a girl and spreading her legs and banging her vagina. The penis inserting is the act of “chopping her beef
Chopping her beef
Joe: Man there’s Jessica! Your totally gonna chop her beef tonight!
Tony: I hope so man I’d love to spread those legs and chop her beef
A meaty treat, served warm from the sausage delivery apparatus of a hairy bravarian man; usually diagonally across the face of a willing lady.
Sandra the milkmaid tried not to retch as Herr-spunk the gestapo officier treated her to a steaming Berlin Beef Kebab.
Term for ejaculating upon a woman's breasts and then licking the semen off yourself. Named after the legendary, now-defunct restaurant "Beef and Etc." near the campus of University Wisconsin - La Crosse.
Joe Gow, UW-La Crosse's now-former chancellor, made headlines in late 2023 after being fired in a unanimous decision by the Universities of Wisconsin Board of Regents for filming adult content with his wife and consensually posting it online. In one such video, a "Beef and Etc." is allegedly performed. It can be considered the signature move of the embattled former chancellor, whose previous employer is otherwise a fairly well-respected institution.
This was not the Gow's first pornography related incident. From the New York Post: "One of their videos features adult film legend Nina Hartley, who landed Gow in hot water in 2018 after he paid her $5,000 in discretionary La Crosse funds to give a 90-minute speech assuring students it’s 'OK to like porn.' After severe backlash, Gow apologized and promised to reimburse the school from his own bank account."
"Dude you're not gonna believe this, but I wound up giving Stacy a little bit of the Beef and Etc. last night after we got back from Brothers."
"Not sure why you're bragging about that but yea sure OK bud"