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LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL IF YOU DO THIS YOU Are LEGEND ANS DesERvE A TROPHY FOR LEGEND STATUS
I beat my meat to squid porn because it is fun asf
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A joke often used in the YouTube comments section, in which someone says "I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain."
People who use this joke think they are calling the video weird in a funny or original way, when in reality it's been plastered all over YouTube thousands of times. Someone who says this is often referred to as a faggot.
Person A: "Lol, this video is so weird I switched to porn when my mom walked in, it's easier to explain!"
Person B: "This joke has been viewed thousands of times and as such has been rendered completely humorless. I imagine even the dumbass that came up with the joke is weeping right now."
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I really recommend allfourstosuckurmeat on pornhub for the best experience, they give the best angles especially if you love to look at the man's willy. That's what finishes the job for me anyways. I am a straight English man. Don't tell my wife, Bridget cumssohard about this.
I really love penis!!
I'm trying to find the best furry porn to watch when horny
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a black homeless guy that lives in boston who loves porn. He also makes it known that he licks pussy before he "fucks them white bitches with big titties."
Your almost as cool as ,"Sir Jerry Jerks-a-lot the porn adict."
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Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.
I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.
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Shitpost that originated from the youtube video "7 Strangest Things That Happened on an Airplane" posted by youtuber "They Will Kill you" it is followed by an equally funny entry "Number 6: Man urinated on fellow passenger for not being allowed to smoke"
they will kill you: Number 7: student watches porn, gets naked
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lune likes to watch furry porn that’s what
“im lune and i LOOOVE furry porn!!”
“Me too let’s watxh together”
sends fuerry prob link
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