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an excuse to eat food off the floor.
Eric: *walking along, sees a piece of candy on the ground* NOM
Jason: Dude...
Eric: 5 SECOND RULE
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If a bitch grabs your cock three or more times, everything else after that is fair game.
Floyd: "Brandi, you wanna fuck again?"
Brandi: "You took advantage of me!"
Floyd: "Remember the three time rule?"
Brandi: "What?"
Floyd: "If you grab my dick more than than three times, you better watch yo ass, bitch!"
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Having cyber-sex with your significant other. This is referred to as a ground rule double because even though you may think you are going pretty far, you can ultimately only get to second base.
Eric: "How did your Skype conversation with your girlfriend go the other night?"
Sean: "Ground rule double every time bro!"
Mel: "LOLS"
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Another widely used "three day rule" has nothing to do with dating. This three day rule suggests to wait 3 days before responding to something another person does that infuriates you. The three day period gives you time to calm down and think so you are not just reacting from having a button pushed.
I wss ready to flame George but decided to follow the three day rule and let my emotions die down.
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Abiding by the standards of the preliminary bidding and showcase rounds of the game show The Price is Right. Specifically, a guessing game participant tries to guess the value which is the closest to being correct without going over.
Example#1
Me: Dude, I got a game we can play; let's guess the price of people's crap on Antique Roadshow.
Joe: Alright. "Price is Right" rules!
Example#2
Me: Ok guys, try to guess how much I weigh.
Paul: 81.6 kilos! Ok, ok.. 180 pounds.
Joe: 201 pounds.
Me: "Price is Right" rules -- right?
Joe: Ya.
Me: OK, I guess 202.
Joe: You bastard!
Me: Alright, let's see... Damn! I'm 199!
Paul: Wow, dude, you're fat. But, hey.. I win!
Joe: F-that... I was closest, you were way off! Friggin' "Price is Right" rules...
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It means "rules for you but not for me", it means you have to follow the rules but not me
Trump: Rules for thee but not for me, you gotta release your tax returns but I don't have to do it because.... reasons.... bullshit... excuses....
It should be "rules for thee and rules for me, rules for all of us!" We must all follow the rules.
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FOR AVERAGE JOE HETEROSEXUAL:The point at which if a woman has'nt decided to do you(Trust me.-She knows.)...END.ALL.CONTACT! Either she's not into you...or worse...she'll continue to let you waste money time and attention on her.Painful as it may be-turn the page.Helpful hint:The wealthier you become...the more the world looks like a catalog.
FOR LESBIANS & GAYS: Shorten this to the "TWO EYEBLINK RULE"
Lucky fux!
DUDE 1:"So you takin' Mandy out tonite?"
DUDE 2:"Hell no.She talks too much.She keeps reminding me how incredibly smart she is...And to top it off she's maxed out the "TWO DATE RULE".Next.
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