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A sloppy joe on a hotdog bun.
We've only got hotdog buns so I guess we're having sloppy johns tonight.
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Feeding a girl ‘laxatives’, ‘beans’ and ‘broccoli’ and waiting until she has stomach bile only coming out of her anus. Then, locking your head into a clear box whilst she fills the box with the contents of her anus, with only a straw to breath through.
“Shawty wanna give me a sloppy jill, I hope it doesn’t crust over my eyes!”
“Man, I hate when my girlfriend gives me a sloppy jill, it gets all over my bed sheets!”
Eating out the ass after filling it up with your own cum.
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Really shitty sex position no one would enjoy having just like no one enjoys a sloppy Joe without mean on it.
I just had a vegetarian sloppy Joe with my dog.
Wanting a regular sloppy joe and having it replaced with mushrooms and mushroom soup.
Fuck Ryley after you Ryley Peter'd me now I have to deal with your Sloppy Ryley P
The act of giving a blowjob while taking a shit.
When your spouse gets drunk on vacation and comes back to give you superior head, to the normal head
Man, me and my girl went on vacation and she had one to many shots and I got vacay-sloppy!
When a man is enjoying oral pleasures from another man/woman, releases seaman into their mouth and proceeds to slap both cheeks at the same time, showering himself in his own seaman
"Gave my girl a sloppy Doris last night, it was so sloppy"