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Getting a facial by a boy named lucas, very good for your skin(recommended use is once a day).
Kayla is getting the lil lucas special today, its her lucky day.
When i queef into trey III mouths and he nuts into my face while i scream harder big pap chulo. Then i have lesbian sex with all the girls and make them cum hard and then i masturbate to all the guys and hit on them even tho im fat asf.
I do the Calf Mommy Queefer Special every once in a while when i feel horny for them. Wink*
To euthanise a cat, or group of cats. Named for a high profile millionaire in New Zealand who has been outspoken on his hatred of cats. Morgan has tales openly of his desire to eradicate the domestic housecat from NZ. He has called them sadists and serial killers who have “got to go”
Fuck, mate! If your cat keeps acting like that I’ll have to give it the Gareth Morgan Special!
When your too drunk to get a boner even after a finewomen offers a handjob
I heard Cindy was gonna jerk him but he gave her a ken special.
Another way of referencing marijuana joints.
All these kids these days are on those special cigarretes!
When jxckluvsxims runs a hoat steamy Bobby up your arse at about 23mph and 200rpm and geez your friction burns
Approach a female pinch your nose and proceed tae go "awright doll you wantin the jack special"
The name given to any sandwich which contains 3 eggs or more.
Hungry tradie: I can't wait for smoko, I've got a full flask of coffee and a bacon and cheese Tubzie Special