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Soften stool that depicts the look and feel of a cookie.
My stomach hurts so I’m going to go to the bathroom and make an ass cookie.
Wow, my poop looks like a perfect ass cookie.
Ass cookie is feces, what most people call shit. Ass Cookie is an alternate name for an Asshole Baby since shit comes from asses.
Gina: You're an Asshole Baby, Bill.
Bill: I don't care. You're an Ass Cookie.
Brandon: Same thing.
Ted: That must make me a Butt Nugget?
Gina: Bullseye.
Every essences and existing being of Ryan
An exciting yellow cookie
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.
a large disk shaped poop usually extemely painful and hard to push out... floats in water
"Damn i think my anus is bleeding from those toilet cookies i made i think i need a rim job
1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.
To lace those pink cookies (the goat) with fentanyl, force feed it to some bitch at your nephew's bar mitzvah, kidnap her, and jack hammer her dead body.
Timmy : This bar mitzvah is so boring, I'm about to pull the Pink Cookie Combo on this girl.
Paul: Timmy don't, my uncle got arrested for trying that with his Boonka.