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Engaging in some sort of ridiculous behavior with a guy.
If you hear that your friend is about to Pull a James Franco you can be certain that there is going to be an interesting story to hear in the morning.
Doesn't have to end in bringing someone home, but the possibility is very likely.
"I just got a text from Anna at the bar."
"Says shit got crazy when we left and she is going to pull a james franco."
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The bane of Mexicans everywhere.
James K. Polk stole the Rio Grande!
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The James Bond Effect (also called 007 Effect) is a theory in propaganda and political circles, whereby the first detailed opinion/summary that someone hears or reads on a particular topic, is the one they are most likely to adopt.
Called the James Bond Effect - in reference to the James Bond character - as there is highly anecdotal evidence that the first actor someone sees play the chacater of James Bond, is the one they prefer (i.e. someone who saw their first Bond film in the 1960's will tell you Sean Connery played the best Bond, however those that saw their first Bond film in the 1990's will tell you Pierce Brosnan is the best).
Mike: Hey, John I hear that Dave got fired? You guys had lunch all the time didn't you?
John: Yeah, he was let go last week. The wierd thing is our Manager keeps going on about why he got fired - showing me emails and letters. If you ask me, that's just wrong - that's confidential information.
Mike: Well, that's the James Bond Effect for you. Management know that you will probably catch up with Dave sometime soon.
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Best fucking singer/screamer/yeller in the fucking universe... I swear!
How good is Maynard in that Tool song?
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Most known for by his portrayal as the fabulous gay underbutler Thomas Barrow in the hit British soap opera, Downton Abbey. Also known as the sexiest and most perfect man alive.
Rob James-Collier... where do I even begin?
Well, he's stunning (see Vogue photoshoot)
His accent.... *fangirls uncontrollably*
Thomas... He is the master of sass, class, not to mention his excellent ass. He is the gorgeous gay underbutler who serves at Downton Abbey, is in love with Jimmy, and did I mention his perfection?
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Dave Chappelle; exerts power. The King Shit. Your Daddy. Smart aleck. used in responses
girl: who do you think you are?
boy: Rick James BIIATCH! now show me your titties!!
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when a penis is used to launch a beer cap into beer pitcher placed on a platform approx. 7 feet up , and from about 4 feet out from the shooter.
comparable to throwing a paper ball into a trash can, only much more precise and with your penis.
Method&rules:
turn the side opposite to your launching arm towards your target, then place a bottle cap on hand supported male genitalia, focus on target. Once ready , use a rapid upward movement of the arm to propel the cap up,over, and into the beer pitcher(Bouncing off the ceiling is allowed). Best results occur with a strong follow through, and although the arm movement will generate nearly all the force needed make the shot , the last point of contact must be the penile unit itself.
Verifying the shot:
The "R.J.S." should be attempted with at least one witness present. Filming it in one continuous shot is allowed if you have no friends willing to stare at your flipping dong for extended periods of time.
Safety: after extended hauls of "rick james shot" attempts its wise to rest your catapult for at least a half an hour, and rethink your life. Also make sure to use the smooth side of the bottle cap, to avoid dick tetanus.
Tradition:On completion of a shot, It is customary to buy a new shooter a sixer of pbr, as the "R.J.S." is extremely difficult, and calls or celebration.
One cold Wisconsin night house mates Jim and Mitch where tossing bottle caps into a beer pitcher in there kitchen, when fellow renter joey appeared with his pants around his ankles, and a bottle cap resting on his baloney pony. He then proceeded to launch the bottle cap, flinging his bottle capped Wang towards the target. Upon completion of the shot townsfolk proclaimed," Hurra! A rick james shot was made this day!"