Happy Midget-Porn Crack-lighter Dance

Last resort, using a miniature Bic © lighter with low fuel to ignight a generic "adjustable flame" lighter to smoke a product.

I did the happy midget porn crack lighter dance when he stole my lighter and i was using old ones.

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crack smoking juju bean eating booboo

Expression exclaimed out of frustration or elation. It also may be used as a derogatory adjective or noun, such as: "Hey Guerry, you crack-smokin', juju bean eatin' booboo!"

Hey Guerry, you crack smoking juju bean eating booboo.

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you rack em, i crack em

To rack the balls before the start of a pool game.

Before the start of a game of pool, Biff Lambert always says , "you rack em, i crack em."

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my neck my back lick my pussy and my crack

A song mo fuckers

What you listening to?

'My neck my back lick my pussy and my crack'

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the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass

Indicates a person that completely and totally screws everything up all the time.

You dropped the brewskies on the way in to the partay? the best part of you dribbled down the crack of your mother's ass.

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Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III

Martin Luther King Jr.'s rich white cousin

"I heard Sir Sir Francis Loganallahan Black-a-Crack Nashville Bunch-a-Crunch King III wasn't even sad about his cousin's death!"
"Yeah, what a selfish prick!"

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crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights

British way of saying chips

American: Hey bro, want some chips?
British: So you call these things "chips" instead of crispity crunchy munchie crackerjack snacker nibbler snap crack n pop westpoolchestershireshire queen's jovely jubily delights? Thats rather bit cringe, innit bruv

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