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what a teen girl can say to her parents, sarcastically, as an excuse, when asked what she did instead of doing homework or performing other duties, such as helping with younger siblings
going for a ride means, most often than not, for said teen girl, going to her bf's house for a quickie or bumble-stumbling at a friend's house
Going to the regional vape competition and needed to bum a ride from someone that is going because you are too poor to afford a real hobby.
Hey Aaron! Could I hitch a ride to the vape competition that you are going to? You know, a regional vape ride?
If someone were to say they had an "Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friend" it would mean that the two were beyond friends, even beyond best friends. It would mean that these to people like each other. In other words, these people are sus. Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends are typically of the same gender and usually two boys. However, they could be two people of another gender as well.
Guy #1: "Man, Zach and Jesus used to be Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, I don't know what happened."
Guy #2: "Yeah bro, I don't know. But, Krystoff and Avery are Ultra Mega Neon Fly-Ride Best Friends, Just a little less recently."
When you've already cum inside of someone, and you fuck them again when the cum from the first ride starts seeping out.
We went all night. So many marshmallow rides.
A term that describes a loose woman who wastes no time moving a new man in on her kids after a divorce or break-up is known as "SANCHO'S RIDE"
Otis Sudeikis hates not seeing Jason every day, but is absolutely disgusted with the fact Olivia Wilde is now "SANCHO'S RIDE"
Bar Mitzvah’d men in the front of the car, everyone else in the back
Kid 1: Hey why does Noah’s dad always let him ride shotgun? Whenever i’m in the car my older sister rides up front
Kid 2: It’s because they’re Riding Jew
Riding alone in the back seat of a car when the passenger seat is vacant and your friend is driving or chauffeuring you around.
"I saw Ted riding Jew after Paul dropped off Chico."