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Something that sounds too stupid to be true until you see it.
Something that could only happen in America
Examples:
Is Steven eating a hamburger for breakfast?!? That's the most borderline American thing I've ever seen.
The State of Florida
Golden Corral
When your girl gives you a handjob but with an american flag, and then the guy shoots out white fireworks and whispers in the girls ear, "'Murica, fuck yeah."
Hey guys, my girl gave me an american paintjob yesterday.
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Heiferacanous Americanous is a large bodied, female homo sapien that typically displays no fashion sense, exhibits churlish grumpy behavior due to lack of sex, over consumes boxed wines, and responds excitedly if offered a dinner date at the all you can eat buffet at the Golden Corral. Sometimes found meandering in shopping malls purchasing clothes around size 7, instead of 14, because "it makes them look good". When returning home, the clothes are shoved into a closet, never to see the light of day, again.
There are Heiferacanous Americanous polluting the eye candy visuals in the Caribbean and in Europe. The Heiferacanous Americanous sport numerous tattoos and piercings so as to better emulate the bovines they resemble.
That Heifericanous Americanous was totally blocking my vew at the concert when she started dancing in front of the stage.
Oakland-American is a term to describe the ghetto/hood-rat/shady crowd from the East Bay (San Francisco).
See New York's Bridge and Tunnel crowd.
"Every event in San Francisco has been ruined by the Bridge and Tunnel crowd."
"I think they prefer the term 'Oakland-American'"
The American Medical Association's Journal. Also called JAMA.
My dad reads the Journal of the American Medical Association.
An American award show where Olivia Rodrigo performed her song traitor live.
JoJo Siwa also had blonde long wavy hair and wore an black dress that would've looked perfect on Shabnam.
PERSON 1:Olivia rodrigo performed her song Traitor live at the American Music Awards!
person 2:yayayayayayayayayay the AMAS
If you heard the smoke alarm battery change sound every 10-20 minutes, you might be a smoke alarm american
“I was at my friend Jamal’s house, he’s a Smoke Alarm American and it was annoying to sleep”