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A tiddie snake is a snake that lives inside a girls bra. Preferably if the girl has big tiddies. Tiddie snakes really like cute hats, lollipops and pizza. They also like to lick stuff.
Haver you seen my tiddie snake named Nugget? He is so cute, even though he licks me all the time.
The act of a girl putting one's testicles in their mouth then proceeding to to suck them down in to their throat for ultimate suction pleasure.
Dude, i think im in love!
Really?
Yeah, this girl can snake swallow!
"Seeing Snakes"
1. A euphemistic term for being irritable, unpleasant, or just a general bitch. From the study which found that women are better at seeing snakes during PMS, as opposed to other times of the month. Google it.
2. To be pissed off or grouchy.
1. "Man, Jerry's chick totally blew up at me last night over absolutely nothing. That girl must be seeing snakes."
2. "First I had to deal with waiting in line for like an hour, and then my car wouldn't start, and then I burnt dinner and had to eat pickles and Ramen noodles. Jesus, am I ever seeing snakes today!"
An albanian shourderless brown snake, is of the reptile species. Although endangered it shows little enthusiasm for its fellow counterparts. Disregarding all things in its surroundings. As the cookoo bird does not rare its young. the "albanian shoulderless brown snake" will complete no task as simple as it may seem put in front of it.... Thus an endangered species it shall remain.
Snake wrangler asks, "Hey, albanian shoulderless brown snake. did you get that job done?"
Albanian shoulderless brown snake replies, "No, I was running late."
When you miss school due to uncontrollable mud snake explosions at the toilet.
“Bro you coming into school today?”
“Nah dude I’m in the snake den from all those PBRs and pot pies I had last night.
Known as a retread tire on a semi-truck
Holy fuck! A tire snake just took off our muffler! Or OMG! That tire snake just cracked our windshield!
When a Male uses his or his partner's fecal matter as lube
"Dude did you see the video of Kevin on Facebook he was doing a chocolate tunnel snake " "woah really who's chocolate did he use to live the one eyed tunneler"