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When making out with a female you grab the back of the girls head and squeeze and pull extremely tightly to not let her pull away
Billy bear clawed the hell out of that girl last night before he took her in that room stuffed her like a thanksgiving turkey
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Those flaming gummy bears got me sooo drunk last night
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A wild cocktail combo, guaranteed to start (or End) a crazy night. A Jaeger Bomb, Vegas Bomb, and an Irish Car Bomb, usually in that order.
"Billy, give us two Bear Cowboy Indians"
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The look you get right before the baddest motherfucker on the planet unleashes the worst beatdown of your natural born life. This look strikes fear into the hearts and souls of all who have experienced it.
All I know is that right before Justin had his fucking legs ripped off, that big mammajamma gave him the Ger Bear Stare. Justin should've gotten in his car and left. Poor bastard.
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When a guy cums on a girl's body and she takes her hand, wipes it up, and proceeds to consume it.
Man, I started cuming on this girl's stomach last night and she started scooping it up and eating it off her hands like a bear with a honey pot.
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A cute fluffy creature that is known to be flipping adorable with soft luscious skin. Do not be fooled these creatures may look cute and cuddly but when provoked they become dangerous and will stab you. They enjoy hanging out at skate parks and Costcos, their natural prey consists of dino nuggets and chocolate chip cookies. They like cuddles and lil kisses. If you find one and end up wooing it they will be faithful life partners forever and ever.
Is a noun and can be used as such, That's My baby bear over there!
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The messenger of bad news.
Worth noting: Please do not shoot the messenger.
Rarely is s/he actually involved in the decision of whatever is bad news for you.
Usually, they don't even know what they're delivering.
You know it's a bad day when...
Bob: I hate to be the bad news bear, but... *insert bad news here*
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