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This term describes a situation in which a male, generally younger, recieves an excitation of the genitals due to no discernable circumstance. e.g. in class before an oral presentation or standing up on a public bus.
"I hope this No Purpose Boner (NPB) goes down before my chemistry presentation" - yin
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when your penis fails to work; a broken penis.
Tyler: whats it called when you sprain your penis?
Nate: It means you popped a boner.
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When you are running out of a gym bath with a boner.
An awkward yet natural boner acquired when your doctor, male or female, examines your testicles.
Many find it may feel incredibly good to have another touch their genitals and also find it very awkward when they get a boner right in front of a female doctor, or they think that they gay because a gay gave them a boner, this is all natural and the doctors understand.
"Dude, i got a physical exam boner yesterday!"
"Well at least you don't have a male doctor."
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An erection on a male who has only one testicle. Typically displayed in online chats or ASCII form as a U plus a seemingly appropriate number of pipes (|) followed by a D to indicate the head. The head may be preceded by two or more slashes (\) if a pulled back foreskin is present.
Man, I could totally see Lance Armstrong's One Ball Boner in that Tour de France spandex.
When a man falls off, or is pushed off, of his bed whilst having morning wood, and lands on his boner thereby dislocating it.
Chris said "Dude I gave James the Boner Breaker 9000 yesterday. He went to the hospital LOL"
Connor said "You say lol one more time and i'll replace your eyeballs with your testicles!"
<Also known as R.B.S.>
An affliction that oppresses young teenagers. Often considered a disease, Random Boner Syndrom is most active in those teenagers who are socially awkward, causing even more distress, embarrassment, and nervousness. Happening in random intervals, R.B.S. causes blood to flow at an accelerated pace into a young male's genitalia. This happening is known to created stiffness in one's genitalia; stiffness almost perceived as that of a bone. Even when not aroused, this will occur as a result of R.B.S.
There is one time when R.B.S. is much more likely to result. This occasion is when talking, conversing, or being in the vicinity to attractive girls or women.
"I was so mortified when I was talking to Clementine and my Random Boner Syndrome acted up again."
"As we danced in the sunset, she noticed my donk slowly rise to her hip. I said, 'I have R.B.S. I swear to God!' She doesn't talk to me anymore."
"Some say R.B.S. is a curse... I see it as a gift..." said the creepy mall-rat as he ate Dippin' Dots in the shadows.
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