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I can life I swear

When you fall off your bike trying to do a jump. Completely break the bike to the point where the wheel falls off. And you lie to your parents about how it broke.

What did you do this weekend?
I can life I swear

by Big Yeet.com December 2, 2019


can i be your friend?

Short answer: No.
Long answer: I'm just an internet random just as you, so that means no one knows the other and by that we can't trust ourselves... But don't worry, there are many people in the world, may one wants to be your friend.

You: can i be your friend?
internet random: no.

by RealCake December 11, 2023


dick can dike

Nicotine addiction

I’m facing a real dick can dike

by Johnjoejimlad June 1, 2021


You can go fly

To advise someone you are not doing something for them .

Mary : can you give me a pedicure

Sarah: you can go fly , if you think I’m doing that

by Itamaire November 17, 2017


Spray can

When you give your having sexual intercourse with your partner and you finish all over them covering their body like a spray can

Louis:Last night I gave Alice the spray can.
Harvey:really your crazy bro

by JustCallMeL;) April 13, 2020


Pepsi Can

The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.

"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"

by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020


Pepsi Can

The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.

"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"

by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020