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An apres-ski drink where an espresso shot is dropped into a pint of beer and consumed.
I was torn because it was 8am on the West coast of the US but 5pm in Austria, so I decided to have a Death Cookie.
Chaotic bunny who acts innocent on stream but not family friendly off stream and has a crush on a flame boy
Abyssal: "Cooky is Chaos" Cooky Usagida: "I AM NOT CHAOS"
The American Fortune Cookie is a complex sex position where the female lies straight on her back like a plank. The male sits on her mouth and places his penis in her nostril. The female begins tickling the male's feet while he shits in her mouth and begins to thrust at her nostril.
"I tried the American Fortune Cookie yesterday, and I swear i've never felt so relieved after."
"Chinese Fortune Cookies are so boring when you've tried the American Fortune Cookie."
When a girl with no but gives you really good pussy
Bill Clinton got a legendary cookie from Monica.
kinda cute. acts like guy who rejected me. #murrayslanderuntilwebecomefriends
i just got espresso cookie from a tenpull!
A vocal buff Sussex chicken. Cookie's favourite words are expletives, hence the name 'Cookie the Swearing Chicken'.
She is also a chicken who jumps for food, is incredibly smart and loves to challenge humans.
Cookie the swearing chicken swore at me today when I brought her food.