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1. When one eats a cookie edible followed by line of cocaine.
2. A terrible flavor of sleepy time tea.
Last time I had a sugar cookie sleigh ride I punched holes in the wall and passed out.
When two partners (regardless of gender do anal. When one of the partners cums in the unwashed asshole of the other partner. The partner filled with cum then proceeds to stand on all fours with their asshole wide open then the other partner proceeds to squeeze out the cum from the dirty ass hole and consume it, but the semen is mixed with the left over shit from the dirty asshole it’s being eaten out of. Therefore also having the texture of cookies and cream!
Partner: “Alright babe ready for some of that cookies n’ cream?”
Other partner: “you know it!”
A term for women equating them to “Christmas cookies” as “they are no longer good after 25”; reflecting the social notion imposed on women to settle down and marry before 25.
“When a woman’s Christmas cookie phase ends at 25 she should be married and settle into wife life.”
gay slang for someone hat doesnt have any striking personality traits that define them from being unpeculiar, to the naked eye. basically not enough style to make a scene on the spot.
that cookie cutter bitch stephine's outfit didn't stand out enough
Every essences and existing being of Ryan
An exciting yellow cookie
The terrible realization that the chocolate chips in your cookie are, in fact raisins. Yet, you continue to consume the cookie simply because it's a cookie, even though its not the cookie you want.
An overwhelming disappointment when you realize you've set high expectations based on the appearance of an item.
Beth: Hey are you still dating Landon??
Mica: Yeah, but he's a total Cookie Paradox. His dick is tiny.
Beth: Oh but he's so attractive and funny, what are you gonna do?
Mica: Well, I'm obviously going to fool around with him until I find something better.