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an awesome guy with over 9,000 kids. he is daddy to all. he is so handsome all the ladies want him. his favorite son is lebron james. he loves big macs
daddy ayub is daddy to all the onions in the world.
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A Biker wearing an Orange Harley Jumpsuit, the Enforcer of the Biker Pack.
As the car came to a halt Big Daddy got off his hog and harassed the rear seat passengers, only to stop to "It's OK Big Daddy"
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noun -- a term used for the female counterpart of the "bro."
"Who are those girls all over the laxers?"
"Daddy Issues."
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Vodka water with a 2-3 squeezed lemons
Bartender: What do you want to drink?
Jason: Daddy water please
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Daddy lssues is my word it means your a complete idiot and you have bad daddy issues that must be STOPPED IN THE NAME OF MY LAW
I hope you liked daddy lssues
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1.A dueche bag specially designed for dads.
2.The talking, fucking machine that cleans your genetals for you.
3.A dad that uses a dueche bag.
1.I use my dueche daddy to clean my fucked up penis.
2.I have a dueche daddy and I let him wipe my genetal.
3.I'm sure glad my daddy iznt a dueche daddy.
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Sugar daddy is where a girl that is a poor bitch needs money so they seduce a man into dirty activities but they make sure they get pregnant so when she is in dept she can stomp on the mans heart and say tata i need meh child support.
Man:but i love you
Girl: whatever your just my sugar daddy if in want love i would ask but i don't i just want my money
Man:you used me?!
Girl:omg cry grow a pear
Man:i am no sugar daddy till i get a DNA test bitch
Girl: idc give me money or we will take this to court
Man:souless bitch
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