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to get fucked really hard for a long period of time
I fucked this dude last night, he really got dicked down
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When a guy fucks a chick or a dude in the ass and his dick is covered in shit as a result.
1. After John fucked Jake in the ass he had a shitty dick.
2. After Trevor pounded Chrissy's pooper, Chrissy sucked Trevor's shitty dick clean.
3. Damn, I love me some shitty dick!
4. How much do you charge to suck my shitty dick so it has no more shit on it?
5. How can one man have such a shitty dick?
6. You are a shitty dick muther fucker!
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(noun)- A length of time anywhere between a picosecond (one trillionth of a second) and a millenium (one thousand years). Usually used negatively or in the sarcastically positive.
1) Man, it took you a dick year to get here! What gives?
2) Oh great, you're here, and it only took a dick year!
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A glass pipe used for smoking crack cocaine or crystal meth.
That girl just can't keep that or glass dick out of her mouth.
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In meterological terms, the type of precipitation that is before an actual drizzle where it is still misty and annoying but not enough to justify being equiped with an umbrella.
Paul and I were walking in the park during drizzle dick so we didnt stop back in our office for an umbrella.
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Pulling a dick move is engaging in an egregious, selfish and usually public stunt, i.e. a cock-block or dumping a workload unnecessarily upon a friend or coworker. The exclamation of the phrase "Dick move!" in a high, nasal voice is sometimes the only socially acceptable recourse. Other common reactions include "Shenanigans!", "Bullshit!" and, a personal favourite, "BULLSHIT SHENANIGANS!".
John likes Cindy. Erik likes Cindy. Erik and John are friends. Erik intentionally keeps Cindy busy at a party ("cock-blocks" John). John finds out about it after the fact, and yells "Dick move!" Given the nature of their friendship, violence may or may not occur.
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An adjective used to describes the 'bluster' of someone who comes across angry, rude or frustrated in order to create an image; to impress others; or defend themselves from personal criticism.
Describing someone (usually male) who is angry for no apparent reason, but is in fact angry at the world, because they have a very small penis.
Someone who is 'a dick' is also often 'dick-angry'.
Closely related to "small penis syndrome".
That guy is so rude all the time, I suspect he's dick-angry.
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