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A moment of stupidity; an airheaded comment.
I just had a total jessica simpson moment.
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(1) The defining moment in which one's sense of judgement finally aknowledges its idiocy, but is to late to correct the error that has occured during said period of idiocy.
(2) The point in time when you realize you have fucked up big time.
(1) The stuntman experienced an oh-shit moment when he reached the apex of his motorcycle jump and he was 300 yards from the other side of the canyon.
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getting the name of something wrong whilst showing yourself up.
(this came from when someone was standing in makro thinking of the name for insect killers, and said 'Bee Shutter')
Saying 'bee shutter' instead of insect killer
((you do not have to say bee shutter to have a bee shutter moment))
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The moment wherein one realizes that something, somehow, has gone terribly wrong. The moment normally succeeds some other action, rather than occurring independently.
During the uh-oh moment, one normally has no thought as to possibly ensuing sequences of events nor possible consequence. Rather, the one thought is, "Uh-oh."
1. I had a terrible uh-oh moment when I got to the podium and realized I had left my speech in my car.
2. Everyone realized that he was having an uh-oh moment when he sat on the clean chair, only to have a loud squishy sound come out.
3. His uh-oh moment came immediately after he asked his boss, "What is the purpose of my job?"
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When you suck dick like REALLY hard, and if you choke then you just keep going. You don’t stop even when there’s cum, you just swallow and keep going. Basically your sucking dick like your mouth is a black hole
“Dude, Bethany sucked my dick good last night”
“That’s an epic Eli moment dude”
Eli: “hey”
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When a person doesn't get their way and proceeds to spend the afternoon in a mood.
T-Dog: Why's the Thumb-man not speaking to you Pooch?
G-Pooch: Oh, I questioned his work and now he's having a pork pie moment.
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when you have a thought idea or whatever usually happens when you verbalize said concept but it in attempting to be overly complex and smart like a big brain you just end up being stupid.
girl 1: wouldn’t it be helpful if books had subtitles?
girl 2: girl is having a mega mind moment
girl 1: how is that..? oh-
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