driving extra slow and cautious as not to smear the shit around any more, not really wanting to get where you are going because you have a shit stain on your pants
that guy in the Prius is driving like he shit his pants
An expression used to signify the upmost disregard to ones appearance, respectability and the general outward impression given in social gatherings. A lack of desire to impress. Also can refer to a lack of sobriety.
YOU: Hey, check out Fergie flossin' over by the bar. She is so glamorous!
ME: Fuck that bitch, I'm just here to shit my pants.
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Explitive. Cus. like damh, dang, bolloks
After stubbing his toe Jonney shouted "Cock Balls Piss Pants and Fury"!
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cant keep you men genatials in ur pants
“why cant you keep your dick in your pants asshole” cant keep my dick in my pants.... Look at me -xxxtentacion, “aye, i am like bitch who is ur mans, aye, cant keep my dick in my pants, aye”
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Response to having ones pants pulled down
William and Danny had an arm wrestling competition and William lost, their friend Sam said to William, "you've had your pants pulled down there William" , William then responded by saying "fair play Dan, I take my pants off to you"
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November 13th, national pee pant day is when pee pant
come on guys, gals and non-binary pals!! Don’t be a pussy and pee pant
“How come he hasn’t pee pant yet?”
“I know, what a loser”
A phrase often used to establish the fact that the speaker is excited, sexually or not.
Jo: Y'think I'm getting a little fat?
Derrick: Joanna, you make me happy in my pants.
Jo: ...But you do think I'm fat?
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