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So you remember when you were in elementary school? Yeah, imagine that, but everyone male becomes a dickwad and the females become a group of hoes, welcome to middle school.
Middle School is the 2nd part of your student career (Elementary school being the 1st, or Kindergarten). Middle school is often where you go into more depth about topics you remember (or didn't remember) from elementary school, or you learn completely different topics like the Vietnam War and human reproduction (depending on which school you go). Middle school is much more difficult than elementary school, there are lots and lots of homework, unnecessary worksheets and pop quizzes, and a shit load of tests that can possibly completely ruin your grade at the end of the trimester. Not to mention all the 100-point projects and 1,000 word essays.
Social life in middle school is pretty awful, it's sort of like the innocent children of elementary school became total jackasses over the summer, which were later bombed by puberty. If you are the new kid during middle school, you will have a very fucking hard time, man. Choosing friends is a very risky and important task, you have to know whether you are befriending a nice, trustworthy friend or a lying, backstabbing asshat. The girls who you thought were cute and nice become chatty thots, essentially, getting a girlfriend/boyfriend during this time ain't easy, bud.
"I feel really bad for my little brother who is entering middle school"
"That poor bastard, he won't know what's gonna hit him..."
Where you start smoking weed while listening to Ice Cube before you become a emo stoner in High School listening to Elvis Depressed ly
Happens to everyone in Middle School
I mean EVERYONE
A shitty hell that turns you from an innocent, fragile 11-12-year old to a hardened, traumatized 14 year old. This place is full of racists and don't give a fuck about Asians, teachers don't do shit about bullying, 7th grade being the worst year in this school, and stupid relationships that last about 2 weeks at best. Physical strength and looks are crucial to have a better experience. Being Asian (like me) makes middle school harder, because 97% of people in public middle schools say "ching chong", "rice harvester", or "bat eater" at least once in the span of a day. Your parents lose their shit over you getting a 79% on your History exam, and claim that teens haven't changed since their generation, but they have. Popular kids can speak anytime they want, but normal kids can't speak without some degenerate saying "Who asked?". If you do anything normal, you will be known as an NPC, but if you do something different, they'll say: "You're not the protagonist". Like, make up your fucking mind. Overall, this place is hell, but a friend or two is enough to keep you from being mentally unstable. If you have no friends, you're pretty much hopeless.
Lunch Lady: Okay, whaddya want?
Me: A beef taco.
Some kid: Nobody orders that.
Me: I like it.
Some kid: YOU'RE NOT THE PROTAGONIST!
Me: Goddamn, chill. I'll get the burger.
Some kid: Everybody orders that. You're an NPC.
Me: MAKE UP YOUR FUCKING MIND!
(average lunch line in middle school)
Hell, but on earth and for 6th-8th graders. All the popular kids are there to make you feel like shit. also the bus. You have to share a bus with high schoolers and they just torment 6th graders. And everyone says the f word at least twice a day. Also the homework and they hate it when you sneak on a game on your laptop/chrome book (if your district uses those)
5th Grader: “I can’t wait to go to middle school!”
7th or 8th grader: “Are you suuurrrre you want to go to hell because that’s what it sounds like.”
emma: oh i hate middle school so much i want to go back to elementry its a literal hell hole
A level up you went from 1st Circle hell immediately fallowed by middle school 9,895th circle hell where the “teachers” aka super pms resting byachis give you shity time out no talking lunch detentions every fucking minute. Good luck
Middle school = cancer
Jimbo middle school is fun
Dave jimbo is high and retarded