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Don't pay the wrong person

I'm serious guys. My manager just said I'm getting fired so I swear to fucking God if you try to work me to death and leave me for dead it is going to be little-girl-stab o'clock.

Hym "Don't pay the wrong person."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025


i really don't know

something you say when you really do not know something

(typing random things on the urban dictionary)
Me: What should I type next?
Zesty Boy: I really don't know.

by i am not bree October 01, 2023


I don't want to play paradox

When you say you want to play a game, any game, but your friends say no to that game. This is also true when your friends say that they want to play a certain game but you don't want to play that game. Thus, the I don't want to play paradox.

Person 1: Yo, dude wanna play Roblox?
Person 2: Naw bro lets play some Terraria.
Person 1: Dude, I don't want to play Terraria.
Person 2: And I don't want to play Roblox.
Person 1 : Then what else do you want to play?
Person 2: I don't know. And I don't want to play what you suggest.
Thus the I don't want to play paradox

by Koro FIII October 19, 2022


No You Don't

No you can't do this or that.Yeah right like I would let you do that.

Trisha"Well bye I'm gonna go tell Joey you like him"

Tasha "No You Don't,not while I'm alive."

by vannila is good enough for me September 18, 2009


Pretty Boys Don't Cry

The highly anticipated EP by Luke Unmatched which contains 5 tracks, including his single Bloody Mary which releases 26th July 2024.

Pretty Boys Don't Cry is the most influential project I've ever come across - Ice Spice

by LukeUnmatched December 18, 2023


Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job

You fucking failure.

Hym "Quit proselytizing for a religion you don't believe in so you don't have to get a real job. That's the real fear, isn't it? That I WILL be perfectly happy with a materialistic life. Your values... Your ethics... Your morality.... All rendered moot by the man who doesn't need your 'wisdom' or your God. That's why you're being deliberately obtuse. Because when I suceed, I won't need any of you."

by Hym Iam May 04, 2024


don't forget to skype

A play on the old phrase, "Don't forget to write", but in a more modern context where technology replaces what would be done manually.

High-schooler: I can't believe summer is over.
His older brother: Yep, back to college for me!
High-schooler: Hey, don't forget to Skype.
His older brother: Will do, bro. Will do.

by Anonymous1337ness February 06, 2011