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When a person steals your place at the bar while you are distracted for 2 seconds.
Guy 1: "Hey man, I'm almost at the front"
Guy 2: "Not man, some chick just just shot blocked you"
Guy 1 notices a girl has stolen his spot.
when you call jinks block no one is allowed to jinks you for that day
tom and bob "ill lick sprinkles"
tom "jinks block"
bob"jinks dang"
When your best friend blocks your shitty boyfriend on social media in solidarity with you.
“I just dumped Chris because he was a total dick to me throughout our entire relationship.”
“ew, girl I’m about to bestie-block him”
doesnt mean they hate u and they just do that for their own good being.
I blocked u because i like u so much and thats why u blocked on snap
Block island boys are special. They’ve grown up on the Rhode Island beaches with the sand between their toes and the salty air in their hair. This gives most of them the ‘haven’t showered in two months’ look. Their summer days are spent watching the surf and crushing a 30 rack of coors light before noon. When not chillaxing🤙, many block island boys work construction, making them extremely good with their hands. It’s good that most of them are in these blue collar jobs, because despite being well into their thirties, most Block Island men cannot add to 100. If you get yourself a block island boy that doesn’t fit this narrative—hold on to them❤️
Stay away from those block island boys, they will break ur heart
The math constant’s equivalent of writer’s block. When the number π frustratingly finds herself facing a blank page with zero output on her part, often spewing out a string of four-letter words.
Unlike her constant counterparts like e and 𝜙, rain or shine, π doesn’t give the excuse of pi’s block to rationalize why she’s semi-productive or unproductive on certain days.
A male inserts a gummy bear into his urethra and begins to masturbate. He then comes, shooting out the gummy bear along with the semen into an ice tray or preferred container. He then places it in a freezer and voila, he has a gummy block.
What did you do last night dude?
Nothing much bro just made a gummy block