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A test for STD's not HIV/AIDS, a long q-tip looking thing is pushed up the hole at the tip of your penis and moved around, hurts alot, much like being punched in the stomach.
I banged a hooker, I have to go get whore punched now.
Jack-"Dude did you see that girl I slept with?"
James-"Yeah you might have something"
Jack-"NO, I don't wanna get whore punched to find out, I'd rather not know"
A fun punch directly into the female nether regions.
I gave sally a fun punch she will never forget. She had the best time.
A Joe Biden powered punch to the neck scrotum (SEE: Neckum).
Did you see that 81 year old hammer that 77 year old in the throat crotch with a Scranton punch?!
(n) A hickey
Friend 1: What's that on your neck? Is it a bruise?
Friend 2: It's a Leprechaun Punch.
When you put four fingers in a woman’s pussy and your thumb up her ass.
I sent her straight to nirvana with that five finger death punch.
When a person soaks their fingers in the spiciest sauce they can find,then proceed to put all five soaked fingers in an orifice of the said person's partner.
Guy 1: yo, why are your fingers reddish?
Guy 2: my boyfriend wanted a "Five Finger Death Punch"
Guy 1: Jesus, Is he okay!
violently thrusts fist into your significant others choochie until death
bf: i’m going to five finger death punch you when we get home
gf: omg plz do