sloppy taco

A sloppy taco is when you taco someones backpack, but in the midst, you lose one of their books, or forget one of their books, etc, causing them to forget them.

Dude.. Dave gave me a sloppy taco the other day I lost my spanish book.

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dog shit taco

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

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Vagina Milk Taco

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.

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Anti-Taco Legislation

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.

Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.

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Two Bean Taco

having sex with someones ass crack (sliding the penis between the cheeks)

She wouldn't let me put it in her ass, but she let me give her a two bean taco

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Wash off the Taco

The act of cleaning one's vaginal area, esp. if one is prone to chronic, unpleasant odor.

Dude, I was going down on this chick and nearly gagged. She needed to go wash off the taco.

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glossy taco dirty

It is when a girls pussy is wet before you fuck it. Or it can be a glossy taco meaning topcoat from simply nail logical (I am not a hater )

Girl: fuck me

Dude lifts skirt

Guy: why do u have a glossy taco dirty

Girl :what the hell is a glossy taco dirty

Guy : when your wet before we fucked

Girl: oh ok are u going to do this

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