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Matted section of hair on the back of a long-haired guy or gal after a night of debauchery.
Ew look at that sex rat - I know what he was up to last night.
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Online Sex is sex online instead of in real life (Maybe cuz they ugly). The most common kind of Online Sex is a sex game (Obviously) or a popular video game known as Roblox.
24k_CutiePie69: "aah your cock is so huge daddy~"
CoolDemonKiller39: "what the fricking heck!"
MrChadd: "oh great Online Daters"
XxSlender927xX: "your pussy is so good and wet"
jaz3zman: "rlly having Online Sex on a game meant for children😐 "
{System} ROBLOX Has joined the game.
XxSlender927xX: "oh shit"
24k_CutiePie69: "oh shit"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan 24k_CutiePie69"
ROBLOX: ":PermBan XxSlender927xX"
awesomeKid2013: "OMG ROBLOX!!!!!!!!"
ROBLOX: "ez"
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a relationship that revolves completely around sex, so much so that the people are not even considered to be "in a relationship" but simply just hooking up. it is different from a one night stand in that it lasts longer than one night and at least one person feels an emotional bond that most likely isn't even there.
Girl #1: Joe and Kate really need to stop their sex-lationship and either start dating or stop fucking.
Girl #2: Seriously.
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A condor that is used to help prevent the making of children. It has a tendency to screech at a pitch that renders sperm infertile. A great alternative to the condom.
My buddy and his girlfriend were having sex in his dorm room when I walked by to hear a loud screeching noise. I busted in and realized that he was just having safe sex using his sex condor.
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As you’re clapping checks doggy style with some randy, you then tag team your buddy out the closet and switch positions. Next you sneak outside to look through the window and sure enough she’s looking at you like she’s just seen a ghost!
Dude: Brooo chad and I totally just had ghost sex last night!! You should’ve seen the look on the b*tches face!
Friend: aw dude I wish I was there!!
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When you're having sex while playing games with your boyfriend/girlfriend.
Does not matter who or what you're fighting - if your other half wants to have sex and play games, you're having game sex.
During the act, you're free to change styles but you must keep having sex until you're done playing.
Me: Dude, what the hell happened? You just disappeared from Skype last night!
Friend: Me and my wife had game sex while fighting the final boss.
Me: ...What in the actual fuck?
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when two tongues dance around in circle in ones mouth and it becomes so good, you start to make little noises.
Dude, are they making out?
No, they're having tongue sex!
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