Military Slang for when something goes FUBAR
(Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition)
Mate, you gotta check out the Crap Hats...
They're making a real Cake and Arse Party out of their exercise!
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When you go to a little kids birthday party and cum in his or hers
cake
That kids getting a confetti cum cake this year.
Flipped. Bat shit loco. Coined by Dave Lister In the UK Sci-fi sitcom Red Dwarf episode "Bodyswap" after Rimmer makes off with Lister's body. Being a hologram, Rimmer had not been able to eat real food since dying and went overboard.
Food included cream cakes when "doing a runner" in Starbug and tried to bluff shooting himself to prevent Lister reclaiming his body.
Term used when somebody has gone nuts, and it can only be attributed to going as to be poisoned by cream cakes.
Rimmer: Leave me alone or you-know-what happens.
Cat: He's bluffing.
Rimmer: I'm not bluffing.
Lister: I think he means it, man. He's flipped. It must be cream cake poisoning!
In everyday use:-
Guy 1: Did you see Fred the other day? I think he's gone nuts!
Guy 2: Must have cream cake poisoning.
The act of cops entering homes and stealing the residents possessions.
The cops busted my door down then lemon pound caked me in broad daylight
When saying holy shit, holy fuck, or holy hell just isn't enough.
Holy fuck cakes! That guy just did a super backflip while eating pancakes!
The cakes refer to the Vagina, and a man takes part in beating her cakes by fucking so hard that slapping sounds occur.
Damn Guy i beat her cakes so hard i have rashes everywhere.
DUUUUDE...I would beat her cakes anytime.
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British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up
Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.
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