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God's Pubes

A term most commonly used for marijuana

"Dude let's get biblical with some of gods pubes"

"What's that?"
"God's pubes is weed"

by 164784929 March 2, 2017

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God happened

Somebody that was once a cool and fun party-person, but "saw the light" and is now someone you avoid at all costs (A.K.A. a newly converted Christian)

Amber: Kaylee? Awe man, she used to score me the best shit ever.
Mira: Yeah, too bad God happened.

by zeljko January 30, 2009

2๐Ÿ‘ 1๐Ÿ‘Ž


God Wife

Similar to being a God Parent. In the event your spouse dies of natural or unnatural causes you have a back up wife to fill the void left by the passing of your wife.

It is a total bummer my wife died. Luckily I have a God Wife to do my laundry.

by canyoupleasesayplease August 21, 2018

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Oh god

Quite ingenious phrase said in response to being surprised/shocked. Originated in Los Angeles CA in 2008 but came into popular use/vogue in Urving Tx.

VK comes out of the bathroom decked out in velour sweatpants, belly shirt and pigtails with leftover coconut chutney smeared on her cheek

S- Oh god!

by shivuFk January 8, 2009

16๐Ÿ‘ 25๐Ÿ‘Ž


On god no cap !!!

People who use this phrase is lying to you most likely.
They're over dramatizing the initial incident.

Cringy tweet: no nigga can touch my girl , cuz ion have a girl

Person 2: On god no cap !!!
Person 2 has 300 girls after him before he post that.
Person 2 is a fuckboy

by aatims April 30, 2019

13๐Ÿ‘ 12๐Ÿ‘Ž


Sex God

A male who is irrisistable to anyone of the female gender. Usually tall dark and handsome, and he usually carries around a large one-eyed-trouser-snake. Beware, a man of this title may cause you to loose all control over your mind and body, as if you were off your face drunk.

Tammy: Wow, Nick is a total Sex God, when I see him I nearly wet myself with excitement!!

Juliette: Oh I know, he makes me ovulate.

by Mattie-Louise April 27, 2009

45๐Ÿ‘ 86๐Ÿ‘Ž


It's a God thing.

A saying used by the Christian right to evangelize in a socially acceptable manner.

Excellent! that handbag I wanted is still here, and it is on sale! It's a God thing.
My DWI got dismissed even after I ran over an entire family of hippies here in rural Texas, It's a God thing.

by PITA December 8, 2012

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