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A koala who lives in a tree
came down the tree with glee
sat on a rock which hurt his bum
and then went back up his tree
I want a michael (the koala from the bible) as a pet please
The motherfucking goat. Best to ever do it. Dick is always schlanging.
Yo is that THE michael slivka?
Bro that’s michael slivka
Sissy-lala-Pansyfist Cowardice Bitch. Someone who is afraid to fight someone of equal strength, or stronger.m
(i.e., a man who only fights women, children, or the physically disabled/handicapped.) Someone who thinks it's okay to put others down and over talk someone, the second the other person says anything offensively true about them they throw whatever it's near them trying to hit that person, or if close enough use their fist to hit them. Will duck when the other person fights back and position himself like a scared bitch who can't take a punch. Constantly talks about themselves and how "GREAT & TOUGH THEY ARE" yet let's other people get over on them and will Facebook message them with tough words and never back it up once in public. A junkie who blames their addiction on everyone else, can work but refuses to. Makes their women pay for everything and will threaten them over $10. Expects their women to do everything they asks even after they beat on them. Wears rings on their fingers so it's an advantage in a fight, and has a knife around their neck for extra protection. A man who "loves their kids" but never makes time for them because he spends all day nodding out, refusing to go to bed and rest so they will stand up until they collapse on the ground.
"Man, why the hell you acting like a Michael Vernon Kelly II?!"
"Don't pull a Michael Vernon Kelly II, you're better than that!"
Someone who is epic cool boy 😎
Hello Michael Pineda
The ultimate edger; edges everywhere at all times possible
Girl: OMG look its a Cason Michael Kuehling, he edging!
That guy who sits at the computer next to you every day in class. He makes you laugh when he talks about anything and he's good at applying memes and GIFs to any life situation.
A sweet, funny,smart, sassy,protective, and really amazing guy. He always gives you a look that can make you laugh for hours. He has close friends, but he holds onto them tight. He will try to hurt you if you hurt any of his friends. He is a great actor and singer. He is such an adorable theater geek. He doesn't care about what others think of them. He can make you fall in love with just one look of the eye. If you ever know a Michael like this hold onto them tight because you never know when you'd have to say goodbye.
I really wish I had a Michael N. in my life.