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Also known as Valentines Day. This is the one time of year where you are guaranteed to feel absolutely horrible about yourself because you do not have a significant other. It is the day where you sit around your house in your robe, watch The Notebook, eat a lot of chocolate and think about why no one's attracted to you.
Suzie: *crying cuz Bobby dumped her*
Becky: "National Singles Awareness Day is upon us. Let us watch chick flicks and gorge ourselves with chocolate candy. Somehow this will make you feel better."
Suzie: Ok!
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Every question you have to say yes to!!!
OCTOBER 10TH
Boy: wanna date?
Girl: uuhh no thx
Boy: sorry its national say yes day so ill pick u up at 7😎
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a day where all the fatherless losers contemplate their existance and hopefully realise that porn isn't a personality
go the fuck outside on national femboy day, you dissapointment
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Located in Fort Mill, SC this wealthy-class High School is full of the most rich, juul-smoking students. The kids drive Audi’s, BMW’s, Mercedes, and Tesla’s. The teachers drive KIA’s. The students at the schools hobbies are smoking, starting meme wars, and making cardboard cutouts of the beloved principal Jason Johns. This school may not be filled with the smartest of students but, at least they aren’t Fort Mill High School.
Mom:”You’re going to Nation Ford High School”
Me:*screams* “fuCK MOM I CANT AFFORD A MERCEDES EvEryOne iS goNNa lAugH aT mE!”
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National fuck off day is well, everyday.
Person: H-
Me: Fuck off
That’s why everyday is national fuck off day
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The 2nd Friday of September Is National Nae Nae Day.You must Nae Nae every time your teacher turns around and try not to get caught.
Steve:Did you see Alex got caught on National Nae Nae Day!
Alex:What a retard.
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June 29th is national pussy licking day.
It's the national pussy licking day.
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