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when a girl is gonna give you a bj. you tuck in your dick between your legs and when she comes into to give you a bj you let your dick go and it hits her face
dude i gave this girl the meno mouse trap it was hilarious
When you’re at a Colombian party or club and you end up dancing with someone you don’t know or care to know, unfortunately you can’t stop dancing with this person until the song is done and the songs range from 6 to 15 minutes
Man that party was so awkward, I got sucked into a Colombian Death Trap and I almost couldn’t get out!
Along with ur mum gei, ur dad a lesbo, ur granny tranny, and ur sister's a mister this phrase can destroy a man's life it has never failed.
Hitler:usa is gei
Us soldier: ur grandpap a trap
1 step higher than ur granny tranny
bill: ur mum gai
Jeff: ur dad lesbian
Bill: ur granny tranny
Jeff: ur grandpap a trap
Bill: *cries
The all time best roast ever said
Tim: ur mom gay
Me: ur grandpap a trap
Tim:(dies)
The most powerful insult to one's name. This phrase, when uttered, can rupture most of the brain cells of the target, on some occasions causing them to explode. This phrase is more powerful than Ur mom gay, Ur dad lesbian, and Ur granny tranny combined. It is also unable to be countered by No U.
Fred: Ur Mom gay.
Ted: Ur Dad lesbian.
Fred: Ur Granny Tranny.
Ted: Ur Grandpap a trap.
Fred: *Explodes and fucking dies*
it will insta kill u, u are just fully dead
person 1: ur granny a tranny bitch
person 2: well fuck off ur grandpap a trap
person 1: just insta fucking death