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Whats the meaning of life

Nothing

Person 1: Whats the meaning of life
Person 2: Absolutely nothing

by Ea Sports; now give me money May 14, 2021

15πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


That's what the priest said.

An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."

Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."

by deeplydisturbedindividual June 1, 2010

13πŸ‘ 2πŸ‘Ž


Bitch, say what?

To say a remark is stupid or crazy.

I heard you fucked kelly nigga." Bitch, say what? All hell no, you think i would hit that nasty ass shit. You know everyone on the block hit that shit already, I'm good!

by SmokeBudEvryDay420 September 15, 2010

26πŸ‘ 7πŸ‘Ž


What The Fuck You

A compund sentence used to say "What The Fuck" and "Fuck You". used by online gamers when they face defeat and/or people who are to mentally or physically lazy to say/type "What the fuck?" and "Fuck you!" in separate sentences. This term is used rarely, but at the same time, used quite often.

Sheenoob: HAHA THAT'S THE 50th TIME I WON NOOB!

me: What The Fuck You!

by munoz387 owns all! September 29, 2008

34πŸ‘ 8πŸ‘Ž


What are you upto?

What have you being doing lately (or) What you gonna do.

Veena opens up a chat window with Aravind and asks "What r u upto?"

by Zombie October 4, 2004

343πŸ‘ 132πŸ‘Ž


what he said

β€˜What he said’ – perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating β€˜What he said’.

The exact point of stating β€˜What he said’ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was β€˜said’ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.

Mr A: β€˜Why do we not see white dog poo anymore?’

Contributor 1: β€˜White dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.’

Contributor 2: β€˜What he said.’

by Octopus Scott November 12, 2013

42πŸ‘ 11πŸ‘Ž


what da fuh?

"What the fuck" for people who don't like to swear.

"Yo man what da fuh?" Said Johnny when Daryl drove his car into the lake.

by Crazydax October 21, 2014

37πŸ‘ 10πŸ‘Ž