Person 1: Whats the meaning of life
Person 2: Absolutely nothing
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An updated version of the previous "That's what she said" phrase relating to the many "incidents" between priests and "God's children."
Bob: I pulled on it as hard as I could and it just wouldn't come out!
Bill: "That's what the priest said."
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To say a remark is stupid or crazy.
I heard you fucked kelly nigga." Bitch, say what? All hell no, you think i would hit that nasty ass shit. You know everyone on the block hit that shit already, I'm good!
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A compund sentence used to say "What The Fuck" and "Fuck You". used by online gamers when they face defeat and/or people who are to mentally or physically lazy to say/type "What the fuck?" and "Fuck you!" in separate sentences. This term is used rarely, but at the same time, used quite often.
Sheenoob: HAHA THAT'S THE 50th TIME I WON NOOB!
me: What The Fuck You!
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What have you being doing lately (or) What you gonna do.
Veena opens up a chat window with Aravind and asks "What r u upto?"
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βWhat he saidβ β perplexing late 20th/early 21st Century social media phenomenon. Often to be found on social media sites whereby an individual asks either a reasonable question, solicits help with an issue or question, or seeks assistance with a pressing issue. The individual will then be provided with informed and insightful comments from a broad base of contributors. Eventually, the requesting individual will receive a response from a poorly informed (but perhaps well intentioned) contributor, echoing the previous comments stating βWhat he saidβ.
The exact point of stating βWhat he saidβ when what was said had already been said has yet to be fully determined (particularly when what was βsaidβ was perhaps neither true or accurate). It is often considered a phrase used by the inarticulate and confused.
Mr A: βWhy do we not see white dog poo anymore?β
Contributor 1: βWhite dog poo is the calcium left behind as the water evaporates, and the 'organic' components of the poop are consumed (in various ways) leaving the inorganic stuff behind. But nowadays dogs don't eat as much bone as they used to, including bone meal. Also, tighter regulation on dogs crapping on pavements means that turds don't hang around for years in public places like they used to, giving them less opportunity to dry out and turn white.β
Contributor 2: βWhat he said.β
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"What the fuck" for people who don't like to swear.
"Yo man what da fuh?" Said Johnny when Daryl drove his car into the lake.
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