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A fish goes OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOF
Me; HEY GUYS A FISHY FISH GOES OOF
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A person who wants an eight pack but can't get it.
"You're a fucking devil fish Josh."
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Floating poo in the sea; Poo in the sea
Johnny and his mates were stuck out on the boat drinking when one of them needed to take a dump. He had to do it in a bucket because they didn't have a working toilet. After jumping off the boat in the morning and wading back through to the shore (hungover) he is taking the bucket back up to the house to somehow dispose of the poo. He sets the bucket down and a few kids come running up to ask him what hes caught. Johnny grins at them and says 'Moon fish!' and laughs as they run over to take a look.
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Lives in San Diego. He doesn't know what he is, but knows he tastes good. Has also caused over 90% of deaths in San Diego!
Killer fish, killer fish from San Diego. I don't know what I am, but I taste really good. I'm a killer fish. Hello, I'll be your killer fish for this evening
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Wearing a plaid tracksuit and fucking your partner from behind until they bark like a seal, while dangling treats above their head.
My tinder date put the Swedish in Swedish fish last night!
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When you're playing soccer and you go to kick or trap the ball, and your foot goes limp, fucking up the play.
Girl: why didn't score the goal bro?
Guy: I have a bad case of the fish foot!
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Fishing inside a couch for random things. Often played by Earl Pickles & his grandson Nelson Wolfe. Crazy things happen when you Sofa Fish. TRY IT!
Earl: Hey Nelson, let's go Sofa Fishing today!
Nelson: Oh boy I love Sofa Fishing!
Earl: OK, let's see what we catch.
Nelson: Sofa Fishing forever! It's so fun!
Earl: Rock on buddy! (slaps a high five)
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