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1) You look worse than medusa omg
2) not as bad but my eyes are still melting
3) getting there still fugly
4) if she was the last person on earth...
5) give or take
6) your cute
7) your fit
8) scared to talk to her
9) *erection*
10) excuse me for 20 minutes...
Man 1: dude my girl asked for a 1-10 female attractiveness scale rating what do I do?
Man 2: Tell her she's a 1 and run
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a video that gets everybody excited about being allowed to be sick and tune in for something and then walk away while it continues and creates dirty faggots who end up a problem...i start to believe in hillary clinton's taking things away for the common good
also, it wasn't shit...when you eat shit you die...it is 50% living matter
"what i doubly detest is feces, i will not eat it" - the book of the dead
2 dirty fags and an ugly mug (2 girls 1 cup)
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A method used by pencil dicked virgins to rate women's bodies and looks on a scale of how badly they want to engage in coitus with said unattainable female
Damn! Jennifer Anniston is like 60 and still a total 10 on the 1-10 female rate scale.
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The aproximate amount of time since last time you had sex/intimacy with someone; when you are the most in danger of doing something stupid just because it's been a while since last time you got any.
Often involves going back to previous partners.
If you get over the 2 & 1/2 week rule phase, your next sexual encounter is much less likely to be looked upon as unfortunate.
-What? Jake went home with Mary again last night?!
-Yeah, he fell victim to the 2 & 1/2 week rule.
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When you rate a females beauty from 1 to 10. 1 being butt ugly and 10 being a goddess.
The 1-10 female attractive scale
Amir: Have you seen Riley?
Carl: Yeah she's a solid 7.
Amir: I know right
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This is used when a girl has a photo or selfie and other people rate the female on her face or body.
Dude 1: Yo fam, I smashed that perfect 10 from last night!
Dude 2: Sick one fam, I would've given her an 8 or 9 myself.
This is a conversation using the 1-10 female attractiveness scale
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A movie that illustrates how full of shit and human at the same time a cop can be in a humorous manner.
Naked Gun 33 1/3 Fugitive Scene-
Inmate in seat behind cop driving prison bus- You pee pee head.
Cop driving prison bus (turns head around to look at inmate that called him pee pee head instead of at the road ahead)- You're the pee pee head.
Bus wrecks and gets stuck on train tracks just before the train comes, some of the inmates escape while many of them are killed instantly along with the cops still on board the bus.