Long schlong donkey kong.And back door trapping
Shi idk Alex just got a long schlong and be back door trapping fr
Used to describe the most big cocked man on the planet with a cock big enough to instantly kill anyone and everyone.
Random girl: nice cock Alex
Alex: thanks I grew it myself
A short kid known as a midget who goes around attacking people with plastic knives and what not.
Fuck you Alex you gay ass midget!
Alex is a loving oerson who loves his family. He has a daughter named Sophia, and a wife named Emily.
He also loves children.
his brain and penis are the same size , small as hell.
alex: what’s up dawg?
dawg: your peens lookin smaller than ever