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An MMA move in which a male will grab the opponent by the neck and insert his penis into his opponents rear, they are both naked when this happens, the move will continue until the opponent taps out/submits
Corben: yo did you see the fight last night
George: yeah
Corben: couldn’t believe the rear naked bum hold
also known as the mike R.A.E. special. it is exactly what it says on the tin. u will need a friend for this one. smoke a tabby, get your friend to choke you, poke your ass and toss yourself off. if you have no mates you could choke yourself with a rope.
sergeant man tits gave me the best smokey chokey bum wank of my life. he is so strong but his hands were so soft
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the action at which some one, who is nervous, clenches their butt cheeks in anticipation of a specific anxiety/nerve inducing event. -Walking is sometimes difficult, although it does make your ass look out of this world.
Bob:"Hey Todd, how's it going"
Todd: "Not so good, I have a huge presentation today and I have a serious case of TBS,I'm so nervous."
Bob: "Ya you are walking pretty funny right now, but your ass needs space boots, cause it's out of this world."
Bob: "Wait, what's TBS?"
Todd: TBS: Tight Bum Syndrome.
Bob: "Oh ya, that happens to me all the time, actually it's happening right now, give it a feel.
A term used when a said individual says something, then you immediately say that. Similar to 'cool story bro'; constant banter.
-A Strong put down.
Variation:
All right Bayly, don't bum me.
Male1: "I've got tickets to the pantomime!"
Male2: "Don't bum me Bayly"
Male1: "Lets go to the cinema this weekend."
Male2: "All right Bayly, don't bum me."
The act of a ginger eating ass
What did u do last night
I got a josh's dirty bum kiss
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insertion of a finger into the anus whilst "jackin it"
"jeff likes to finger bum wank (FBW) with himself"
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A thoroughly modern form of vigorous self-pleasure enjoyed by the east London sexual elite.
This wildly popular practice centers around three activities: Poking, Crying and Wanking; and two erogenous zones: the genitals and the anus (cllql. dirty rubber ring, bumlips).
A PBCW aficionado lifts one leg (much like an animal relieving its bladder or a sumo wrestler) and brutally rams the index or 'poking' finger into their rear entrance.
Next, they begin to manhandle their rude bits until they are tumescent. Balance can often prove an issue, which is why many PBCW fans club together and rent ballet practice spaces, using the rails and mirrors for support and guidance.
At this point, the sheer pleasure of the mixed sensations experienced usually produces tears of joy, but a willing PBCW partner can be employed to add Crying - the final element of the activity - by hurling vicious insults at the PBCWer or swiping at their nuts or nipples with a handy kitchen utensil.
Jenny: I'm off to the chiropractor again today.
Joe: Why?
Jenny: Both hands cramped in the middle of a mean Pokey Bum Cry Wank session and I had to open the front door with with my feet and crab-walk to my neighbour's place naked to get help.
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