British military noun copied from the cockney term for a farce.
Used to describe an operation that has become a disorganised mess.
Synonym for clusterfuck, fuck-up
Things started well but soon turned into a total cake and arse party.
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Katie: Lets eat some cake
Megan: I'm up for that
The Next Morning...
Katie: Mann i ate wayy to much cake last night.
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In Japan, a women over the age of 25 are often seen as used goods by Japanese men (Much like Christmas cake is "no good" after the 25th of December).
As a result, single Japanese women over 25 will often find a foreign partner, since Japanese men are no longer interested in them.
- "He loves his Christmas cake girls"
- "Shes a Christmas cake girl"
- "Since hes a Japanese guy, he wont be interested in her because shes old enough to be a Christmas cake girl"
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Paddy Caking is when you're doing a girl doggy style, and while your still inside her, you start playing Paddy Cake on her ass.
My girlfriend slapped me across the face after I started Paddy Caking her.
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When a male defecates on a females chest and then follows this up with placing cum on top of said shit thus making a chocolate crap cake with cum frosting.
John: Hey dude, did you bang that girl last night?
Bob: Yeah and after she fell asleep I left a big Chocolate Cake with Frosting on her chest!
John: Oh man, that's gnarly, I feel bad for her.
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when catholic high schools try to seem like they're cool by trying to say "we're hip, we're cool."
You see, what Catholic high schools like to do with their rallies and masses is have this plastic icing on the cake. Me personally, would rather just have the cake without any bloody icing, so that we got some more time to play some Mario Kart 64.
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