tree called tart

treakle tart mispronounced

a tree called tart

simp call

when you’ve been on call for an unhealthy amount of time with someone just for the sake of having each other’s company

I can’t hang out right now I’m on a simp call.

Just put it on a plate and call it dinner

Just do it; go ahead and finish up; hurry up already; nothing's perfect

"You have been working on that paper all night~just put it on a plate and call it dinner!"

Call me tangerine

Something DJ Khaled Said and it’s actually hilarious

“*shows orange watch* “call me tangerine” - DJ khaled fly high king

Calling the wife

when a traumatic event occurs or when one has a near death experience a call to the spouse is required shortly afterwards to explain what happened.

-Dude did you see that?
-See what?
-That guy almost got hit by a car!
-Oh yea, he'll be calling the wife!

call hum

taking a long dick

that girl really knows how call hum.

Call of ops 2

Off-brand Call of Duty: Black ops 2

person 1: Do you have Call of Duty: Black ops 2?
person 2: No, but I have Call of ops 2.
person 1: TF IS THAT!?