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The diarrhea you get when you eat Mexican food
Damn man That was a major batch of Mexican Chocolate Sauce
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Left of a given reference on a ski slope; from the point of view of a person having hot chocolate in the lodge.
Ted: Check out that babe!
Bill: Where!?
Ted: Hot chocolate left of the halfpipe.
Bill: Dude, that's your step-mom!
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Something that a white girl calls a black guy when she wants to sleep with him.
Girl: "come here you chocolate love dream!"
dude: " mk miss vanila fool"
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while playing sports, when you need to shit and can't get to a toilet you shit in your jock... and then put it back on.
Chris Osgood during the winter classic 2009 got a chocolate jock surprise.
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when a girl gives you a blow job you shit in your hand cum on her face and rub the shit on as well untill u produce a chocolate milk shake
steve: "she was giving me a blow job and shit so i pooed in my had and rubbed it in to her cum riddled face!!!!"
dave: "CHOCOLATE MILKSHAKE, sweet dude, did she like it?"
steve: "fuck no, but thats the last time she forgets to record 24."
dave: "shit yer!!!!"
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when you smother a live horse in chocolate pudding while you lick its asshole while strangeling and elf
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The unknown substance that people consider pudding to have a amazing catastophic burst of flavor in your mouth as you eat it. Created for the soul purpose of eating and confusing your friends. It is chocolate and yellow at the same time.
Sabby: Hey bro wanna come over my house and make some yellow chocolate pudding?
Robert: Yea dude i have been craving some all week.
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