Random
Source Code
Random
When your girl is on her period but you're a romantic so slap down a towel and skip the condom. Upon climax, your semen gloriously mixes with her blood to create a special creamy dessert. Bon appetit!
Mark: Emma, I know you're on your period, but let's make some strawberries and cream and then go to Denny's for Strawberry pancakes.
Emma: This is why I love you
Mark: Where did we put that ugly beach towel?
1👍 1👎
The action of spanking her so hard her ass turns glowing red, and then finishing on her ass. it is the mix of this vibrant red and clean white that makes the term "strawberries and cream"
dude 1: bro me and my girl made strawberries and cream last night
dude 2: nice bro, up top *high five*
Fetish where a man ejaculates into a persons nostril.
My nostrils sting because of that Nasal Cream he gave me last night.
A type of cream for your nosetrils that is meant to be soothing
WARNING: Nasal Cream can cause pain in one's small intestine.
I do not like Nasal Cream because it hurts my small intestine
When your name is Kody and you sit on your butt in an empty tub, take 2 cups of imigrant throw-up, and jerk off with it. Then when you finish. Mix it with the puke and put it in a squeeze bottle and leave it on the condiments table at Moe's.
Hey Chris, wanna go to Moe's? I'm starving.
Sure! I love their condiments.. the Kody tub cream is yummy!!
When a man is recieving a blowjob while driving, as he cums he is now cream cruisin.
"Dude I picked up this girl I met on Tinder last night, and before we made it to my house she took me cream cruisin"
To be the first to get something for nothing. Example: A man hires a carpenter crew to build his home and a friend of the home owner believes he can pick up scrap wood without permission with, undo care of maybe the home owner or carpenters may want the scrap wood.
First to Recieve,Cream-Skimmer is someone who is Selfish,Personal Gain