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An exclamation to use in a monotone voice when you want a**holes to leave you the hell alone.
"Hey, Sam."
"What?"
"I see dead people."
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Bc u haven’t found the right time to die
Me: why am I not dead like u really wanna die rn
My brain: BUUUT u could die next time someone gets mad at u like they get mad at u THEEEN go off all depressed and shit AND THEEEEN write a super dramatic note abt ur depression and shit AND THEEEN die and um ya know like guilt and shit but ya
When a person has sex with someone and they lie there and expect them to do everything to them and they do nothing in return. It usually means they are selfish and want nothing more than to get off. They are the kind of people that just want to use people for their own personal gain.
"Are you going to just lie there like a dead fish?"
"I have only thirty minutes, make it snappy!"
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a figure of speech meaning somebody is a fool and somewhat absent-minded
example guy:i bet you could scuba dive to the moon
person 1: wow that was a dumb remark
person 2: yeah, the wheel is turning but the hampsters dead
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Former Al-Quaeda leader, who then was shot in the head by hardcore awesome special forces team.
"We got him!"
-- President Obama
Curtis: "Yaw, yall hear about Osama Bin Laden?"
B-Dawg: "Ye, dat nigga dead, he aughta' be known as Dead Osama Bin Laden, cuz he dead!"
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When someone is hitting on someone not interested in their gender.
Hey Greg, you know that girl Sarah that you were hitting on…well don’t go down that street…she’s pretty lesbo…trust me you’re going down a dead end.
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A phrase used to refer to people who don't know how to spell when contributing entries to urbandictionary.com.
"the wheel is turing but the hampsters dead" is not a real phrase. This guy's an idiot; it's like the wheel is turning but the hamster is dead.
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