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When two (or more) parties post up ambiguously malicious Facebook status' in an attempt to hurt/anger/piss off the other party/parties involved. Facebook Status Jabs are usually indirect and contain subliminal messages meant to piss the sh*t out of a specific someone.
Facebook status:
John Milner is happy that he FINALLY found a girl whose
cup size is nowhere near an A!
*Claire (John's ex-girlfriend) logs on to Facebook and reads John's status*
Claire is hurt/pissed/angry by her ex's Facebook Status Jab at her 'mosquito bites' so she retaliates...via a Facebook Status Jab (of course) lol
Claire Johnson is glad she FINALLY found someone who doesn't live at his momma's house :)
...ah, Facebook Jabs - don't you just love 'em !
Hahaha!
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A person that talks trash to another person on facebook despite being much smaller than the person he is trash talking.
Dan: Looks like Timmy isn't going to fight John.
Adam: Yeah, turns out he's just a Facebook Tough Guy.
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When all you want to do is chat with a girl on facebook chat, and chat just gets fucked up repeating posts and ruining your flirty mood leaving you with nothing.
"Yo bro I was chatting with Caitlyn last night, we was sharing secrets and all of a sudden facebook chat just got fucked up"
"Haha, man. You got facebook chat cockblocked"
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When one interrupts a 2 person comment chain on a Facebook status update, picture, etc. Typically, the original commenters will start a nice, engaging conversation, and then the "blocker" will barge in with a totally unrelated comment, thus disturbing the flow, and consequently delaying your chances of scoring with the hot chick that's totally interested in what you're doing for the weekend...
-Dude, why are you facebook cock blocking?
-Sorry man, if I knew you were trying to bone that chick, I wouldn't have made that fart joke.
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After American Idol, when people put who they think should have or should not have been voted off, or who should or should not have won. Very popular after the finale.
Facebook Idol Statuses
Name Lastname is OMG Adam Lambert should have won Idol!
Name Lastname is KRIS<33333
Name Lasname: I LOVE DANNY G!
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Someone who sends many friend requests too people that they have ZERO mutual friends with. Sends requests to people that live in the other side of the country, Takes a million photos and have many profile Picture. A person who rights a new status 5 minutes. Gets married multiple times and Always looking for attention, etc.
Hey I'm John Doe and a I'm a Facebook Fiend.
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When a individual who suffers from facebook Fever has trouble accessing the facebook website resulting in a onslaught of verbal profanity and or physical damage to the offending computer or its components.
When my girlfriend (who has a bad case of Facebook Fever) couldn’t access her facebook login she exploded with "Facebook Rage." A verbal tirade laced with excessive profanity well simultaneously slamming the computer mouse over and over again against the computer desk.
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