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The reason I'm in here

It's that fake hedgehog again.

Sonny: The reason I'm in here is because of that fake hedgehog!
Amy: This again?

by JadeBlade08 February 23, 2022


I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA

It means that you're on your way to take a jerk. Instead of openly saying that you want to jerk off, this is a way for parents to hopefully not understand, which reduces the chance of them catching you jerking off.

"Guys, will be back soon, I'm just gonna' take a hot dog at IKEA"

by Bokskogen July 29, 2022


I'm the bomb

Something you should never say on any public transport

Garry: "I'm the bomb!"
John "Bro, we're on a plane, you can't say that"

by SomeCuntWithNoLife May 7, 2021


WELL I'M HERE

Is it of necessity for me to be in SILICON VALLEY without even a WAFER to chew on.

The untouchable ANAL ALAN has arrived so close to AARON that a FACEBOOK kick in the ASSHOLE WELL I'M HERE IN ZUCKERLAND as not a SOUL inside there, the GOOGLEPLEX right now cold , indescribable loneliness and little resources as you may say,,,chased out of even LAS VEGAS. as it got too too SPITEFUL and even dangerous.

by PEDOPHILE SANDBOX August 21, 2021


(I'm eating) fun dip

When you really don't give a fuck.

Origin: Bangarang by Skrillex

Thought: I have a fuckload of work to do
Afterthought: (I'm eating) fun dip
After-Afterthought: Netflix.

by BA** December 19, 2018


I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

I'm just writing this so hopefully, someone will put this on a mug or cup

I'm beginning to feel like I'm mentally ill

by BabbleBoy February 4, 2023


I'm a fish in the sea

Staying neutral. Saying that you stay out of the current situation and that it has got nothing to do with you.

X: "Why do you always mind my business?!"
Y: "It's because I'm getting annoyed of your stupid density!"
Z: "I'm a fish in the sea (smart)."

by Hatake Kakashi's relative January 16, 2015