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To have sexual inter cores then after you shit in the females mouth and she swallows
I had a tough day at work but to my surprise I came home and gave my wife a chocolate muffin
A very smart person! Named muffin!
Mikly, did you see da muffin over there? She's so smart!
I agree! I wanna be like her!
Then do it! So you can be smart for once, Mikly!
Don't damage your throat, let me do that for you babe-to wife
Friend-You've got to be able to reach her throat first buddy!
Me- hey man I'm getting there, I just got to lose a little bit more "push muffin" first.
An innuendo that will stump the boys.
"I was going at it cold muffin on the weekend."
Eating a muffin before a workout. This gives the individual carbohydrates for the lift. Thus making them be able to lift max weight to impress all the young dames at the gym
Joe: Kevin you hitting legs today?
Kevin: Nah bro, all arms everyday but I ate a muffin so I can get that muffin pump in.
Joe: Sounds good bruh me too, let’s hit arms again.
A term for a chav that’s a close friend
Bless my little chav muffin
when a person has become so fat their pants can no longer hold in their fat, hence making them look like a muffin
Guy1- damn did u see that chick at the party
Guy2- ya that muffin effect was fucking sick