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On November 30, tell your boyfriend his hair looks dirty and smells like caca
Hey when was the last time you showered? Your hair looks dirty. Just kidding it’s National Tell Your Boyfriend His Hair is Dirty day
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Whenever someone is being a complete moronic douche-bag of a whore, it is common to call them this name. Only use in cases where the women looks like an ugly lesbain.
Guy #1: Man that bitch uses the word Retarded while her kid looks Autistic!
Guy #2: That ugly stupid bitch is dumber than a short haired red-head.
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A phase I just added to prove that any content can be added to urbandictionary.com, a 'user generated content' "dictionary.
I wonder if I add 'fuzzy wuzzy wuz a bear; fuzzy wuzzy had no hair!' to urbandctionary if it would get published for the world to see...
words that a really dilusional teenager will say when they are not on drugs. this kid would probably having swelling in the brain and will need to be rushed to the hospital where they will need a really large needle stuck into their eyeball to get the fluids out.
"i'm not on drugs mom, you have apple hair, i threw a pancake into the river, A PANCAKE!"
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A day commencing on September the 3rd, honouring all boys/men with blonde hair and blue eyes, particularly those named "Liam". This day requires you to splash out $5 to every boy who falls under these characteristics.
"Today, is National blonde hair blue eyes boys named Liam day, better give every Liam with blonde hair and blue eyes $5!"
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1. Phrase often said to notify someone you are in a squabble with, that you are going to strike them, similar to how one would smack their adoptive red-haired child.
Guy: Hey buddy did you eat my last sweet cuppin-cake?
Buddy: Yeah i did guy, and what are you going to do about it?
Guy: Mother fuck! I'll smack you like a red-haired step child at K-mart!
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When Jake Paul makes a new video.
You: watching Youtube
You: ANOTHER JAKE PAUL!! I GON HAVE A stream sniping, hair pulling, mind crushing, world bombing, metal breaking freakout!!@@#!@!#
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