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a penis slider is when u have a really long dick and it happens to SLIDE back, and go up you ass cheeks. to remove, u just grab, yank, and then shake it off. then, now this should be just common sense, u need to go the bathroom RIGHT away, and wipe ur ass. if u dont, you can get an infection that can cause you to grow a cum infested mass inside u. that is exactly what happened to lil nas x.
also it might be worth the risk if u want to get laid. lots of girls, HOT GIRLS, find this INSANNNNNLY attractive.
guy: wtf! somethings in my ass.... oh just a penis slider.
*walks to the bathroom*
guy: *starts wiping*
*girl walks in*
guy: omg this is so embarrasing!
girl: stop what ur doing and come with me. we're gonna have some fun *wink
guy: HELLLLL YASSS
Very big and has girth, fantastic. If you meet a caden, suck their dick, you’ll probably gag though.
Caden: suck my dick, it’s cadens penis
Person: no I’ll gag!!!!
When a person/doushe inhales nicotine/smoke/vapor from a robotic device that requires a wattage to be set before inhaling
Yo man I’m going to hit my vape(aka robot penis) real quick.
A smart, entrepreneurial and intelligent male,who happens to have a penis
-Oh god, Oscar is such a smart penis.I wish we would go on a date.
-That douchebag?!No way!
when something is very small, the most people are gonna call it "lovre penis"
oh my gosh , you see that dog? LOVRE PENIS
Owenis Penis is terrified of Mikeull because of past experiences (he got his patties flipped) he also sends celebrities videos acting like he knows them and they’re friends or something. “Wow, this video was hilarious! I’ll just have to give you a follow let’s be friends!” Head ah. Buddy does NOT take showers frequently but he has just the cutest wittle smile.
Owenis Penis is about to get his patties flipped!