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5 fingers

If you are holding 5 fingers up in a snap, it means you are pregnant and trying to hide it

If you hold up 5 fingers you are pregnant

by CertifedBozo March 16, 2022


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5+

When you get a bad grade on something and don't want to tell your friends what grade you got.

What did you get on the math test?
Oh, I got a level 5+.

by petmshall May 7, 2019


lexia core 5

A website that claims to teach kids “reading” but instead makes some kids rage in madness. There’s Lexia making kids rage because it won’t save their answers for some reason, but at least it gives you certificates for completing each level. The most special certificate is the one where are you completed the last level of Lexia Core5. Then you put it somewhere that's safe. later it crumbles a lot or a little bit so it’s basically a piece of trash now even though it’s a certificate. for you it might not be a piece of trash but for me, it’s basically a piece of trash. It’s also living hell and it doesn’t really teach you a lot about reading. it didn’t really teach me about reading but I did pass through most of the levels. “And yes, I use Lexia Core5 for some reason, don’t ask me why.”

Teacher: Time for Lexia!!!!!!
Student: AUGHHHHHHHHHHHH NOOOOOO PLEASE NOOOOOOOO
Student 2: *gets a 4x4, RPG, and a shotgun and shoots chromebook*
Also it’s telling me to include the word being defined so I’m gonna do it. lexia core 5 is a website that teaches reading but is actually living hell

by there’s kids in my basement June 1, 2023

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5/10

The rating you would give a sensitive person when you don't like them but you don't want to see them cry.

Sensitive kid: what do you think of my outfit?

Person: 1/10
Sensitive kid: *cries*
Person: fine 5/10

by cheesguy July 11, 2020


the 5 b’s

Books Before Boys Because Boys Bring Babies

hot girl summer has now come to an end, remember the 5 b’s ladies

by hhwwddhh September 17, 2019


Modified 5 Finger

A variant of the Modified 5 Finger Knuckle Shuffle on your piss pump whereby you drop three fingers, increase drag on the remaining two and add a double tug on the end while masturbating.

The Modified 5 Finger is quite satisfying and much less prone to arthritis inflammation.

by Pierced69 November 19, 2019